"This is the Manifesto of Mother Monster." Even from the start of the video, you can already feel the Star Trek Vibe that's because this is a story about Aliens. The narration, done by Mother Monster herself, states that in a government-owned alien territory in space, there was a birth of magical infinite proportions. Thus began the beginning of a new race. A race within the race of humanity, A race without Prejudice, Judgement, A race of boundless freedom. On that same day, there was another birth that was taking place. It was the birth of Evil.
Mother Monster split into two, rotating in agony between two ultimate forces. At that moment, the Pendulum of Choice began. She wondered "How can I protect something so perfect without evil?" That's when the song begins. There's not much to say about it because it is mostly just Lady Gaga performing. Although I am a Little Monster myself, I thought that it was so WEIRD. Though the choreography was okay, I just thought it was, as Joan Rivers said in the Oscar's version of Fashion Police "Artsy Fartsy without the Artsy".
I'm sorry Lady Gaga, but it was just to awkward. Well, maybe that's her point. Maybe she tried to make the Music Video Beautiful In It's Own Way. Anyways, I did like the song, but I was somehow expecting a Ballad before It came out.
I'm giving it 3.25 STARS!
The American Idol judge has made time to release a Single + Music Video. This time, she has Pitbull by her side. The song is basically a cover of a familiar Moroccan tune infused with hip-hop beats and sounds. Story wise, well, It doesn't have a story. It's just J.Lo watching over her club empire and then later, she joins the chaos and dances on a small circular platform. For me, it is a good and as always, that Moroccan tune has got me in a trance. Haha! Plus, the 41 year old shakes her still rocking ass.
I give it 3.75 STARS!
The dollar sign diva is back with a new single from her 2nd album, "Cannibal". As always, she does something very different; "Unicorn Wine Party". As she is telling two unicorn friends the story of how she was elected in the parliament of Uzbekistan, a waiter comes up with a platter. On it is a small piece of, what looks like, fancy cheese. The waiter then points to James Van Der Beek.They both stand up and glare at each other, walking towards the other. Cue the Intimidation. James combs his hair, Ke$ha makes out with a Unicorn, Sleeves rip and the whole jacket comes off, a little dirty dancing never hurt, Bra withdrawal from both parties and more eye intimidation.
An exchange of dialogue and it is revealed that the snack from earlier on is actually Munster Cheese. They agree to "dance" and that is when the real chaos begins. Guns Fire, Unicorns bleed Rainbows, James gets hit and Ke-dollar sign-ha steps on him. He asks for a Truce and gets his head mounted on a wall.
It might not make any sense to you, but when did Ke$ha's videos ever make any sense?
I give it 3.75 STARS!
Well, that's it for this batch of reviews. Stay tuned for the next one! :D
